Season One
| 1.
Get Away from My Mom Brendon's mom goes on a date with his soccer coach. |
4/26/99 (UPN) |
| 2.
I Don't Do Well at Parent-Teacher Conferences Brendon struggles with his schoolwork, and Paula struggles with the ensuing parent-teacher conference. |
5/3/99 (UPN) |
| 3. The Art of the Sucker
Punch Shannon, the neighborhood bully, picks on Jason. Brendon seeks revenge. |
5/10/99 (UPN) |
| 4.
Brendon Gets Rabies Thanks to Brendon, his neighbors' cat becomes rabid. |
5/17/99 (UPN) |
| 5.
Yoko Brendon gets a girlfriend, only to be dumped soon afterward. McGuirk drinks pee. |
5/24/99 (UPN) |
| 6.
Director's Cut Duane and Brendon experience creative differences. McGuirk is upstaged by his new assistant coach. |
9/02/01 |
| 7. It Was Supposed to
be Funny Erik commissions Brendon to make a documentary about his father, but the film only makes pottery out of his life. |
9/09/01 |
| 8. Method of Acting Brendon gets kicked out of acting lessons, and Paula makes out with one of her students. McGuirk tries to win a hovercraft. |
9/16/01 |
| 9. Life Through a Fisheye
Lens Brendon hits Paula up for money to buy a fisheye lens. Paula, in turn, asks her parents for financial help. Coach advises the team to cheat. |
9/23/01 |
| 10.
School Nurse The school hires a new nurse, pursued by both Jason and Coach McGuirk. Brendon tries to fake sick. |
9/30/01 |
| 11. Mortgages and Marbles Brendon makes an educational film in an attempt for extra credit. Erik and McGuirk go house hunting. |
9/30/01 |
| 12.
Law & Boarder Paula's friend Stephanie pays a visit, and Brendon is faulted for an accident in which he is injured |
10/7/01 |
| 13.
Brendon's Choice Brendon, Jason, and Melissa are interviewed after receiving an award for a movie. Brendon realizes he knows almost nothing about his father. McGuirk attends anger management therapy. |
10/7/01 |
| 14.
Politics Brendon runs for class president, Paula gets flowers, and McGuirk tries stand-up. |
1/06/02 |
| 15.
Identifying a Body Brendon and McGuirk go on a road trip, and well...identify a body. Paula asks her boss for a raise. |
1/13/02 |
| 16. Hiatus Paula gets fired, McGuirk and Lynch visit Mexico, and Brendon meets Cynthia. |
1/20/02 |
| 17. Business and Pleasure Jason tries to bribe Brendon for bigger roles in the movies. Erik helps Paula look for a new job. McGuirk suspects that Brendon is on drugs. |
1/27/02 |
| 18. The Party The kids attend Fenton's birthday party. So does Coach McGuirk. Jason is addicted to candy. |
2/03/02 |
| 19.
Impressions Brendon, Paula, and McGuirk get caught in lies. |
2/10/02 |
| 20. Dad Brendon finally meets his father..and his bitchy future stepmother. |
2/17/02 |
| 21. Therapy Brendon, Linda, and Andrew attend therapy in an attempt to get along. McGuirk has gingivitis! |
2/24/02 |
| 22. Class Trip The class takes a trip to a hotel, where Brendon decides to film scenes for his latest movie. McGuirk gets a second job. |
3/03/02 |
| 23.
History Brendon is too preoccupied with his films to care about his slipping grades. |
3/10/02 |
| 24. Writer's Block Brendon has a case of writer's block, just in time for the Writer's Fair. Paula writes a novel, and McGuirk has insomnia. |
3/17/02 |
| 25.
Pizza Club McGuirk is jealous when Brendon and Andrew form a father-son pizza club. Paula wants a role in Brendon's movies. |
3/24/02 |
| 26.
The Wedding Brendon has a rash, McGuirk and Stephanie meet, and Paula gets her job back. Andrew and Linda get married, too. |
3/31/02 |
| 27.
Shore Leave Melissa joins the Fairy Princesses, and Brendon spends the weekend with Fenton. | 8/04/02 |
| 28.
Breaking Up is Hard to Do A fire destroys the Smalls' kitchen. Paula's parents are seperating. | 8/11/02 |
| 29.
Bad Influence Brendon and Jason decide to end their friendship when they discover that they are fat enablers. McGuirk and Lynch go on a double date. | 8/18/02 |
| 30.
Improving Your Life Through Improv The kids attend a sensitivity seminar. Paula wins a home video contest. | 8/25/02 |
| 31.
Four's Company Melissa has a boyfriend. Brendon is jealous. McGuirk wants to have dinner with Lynch, Paula, and Erik. | 10/06/02 |
| 32.
Renaissance Brendon and company perform at the Renaissance fair. | 10/13/02 |
| 33.
My Cheatin' Heart Brendon films a backwards movie and cheats at golf. | 10/20/02 |
| 34.
Guitarmageddon Brendon, Melissa, and Jason start a band. Duane enters a guitar-playing contest. | 10/27/02 |
| 35.
Storm Warning Brendon, Jason, and Melissa can't decide if they want to make a mockumentary, a mockumentary of a mockumentary, or if they want to make movie history. McGuirk wants Paula to pretend to be his fiancee. Paula tries to deliver a manuscript to her agent during a dangerous storm. | 11/03/02 |
| 36.
Time to Pay the Price The kids are forced to spend time in the prison one of their teachers used to work in. Paula discovers a recurring theme in Brendon's movies. | 11/10/02 |
| 37.
Broken Dreams McGuirk becomes a lifeguard, and Brendon feels intellectually inferior to Melissa. Oh, and broken arms. Lots of broken arms. | 11/17/02 |
| 38.
Stow-A-Way Brendon convinces Jason and Melissa to run away with him to Europe, where they will be better appreciated. McGuirk and a financial expert go gambling. | 11/24/02 |
| 39.
Coffins and Cradles It's Halloween. McGuirk is having a heart attack. Linda is in labor. Lynch is a kitty-cat. Meow meow. | 5/25/03 |
| 40.
Everyone's Entitled to My Opinion Brendon writes reviews for a movie website. | 11/11/03 |
| 41.
Camp The kids go to a performing arts camp. McGuirk is on the run from a cult. | 1/11/04 |
| 42.
Bye Bye Greasy It's time for the school musical. Chaos ensues. | 1/18/04 |
| 43. The Heart Smashers | 2/1/04 |
| 44. Psyche-Delicate | 2/8/04 |
| 45. Curses | 2/15/04 |
| 46. The Wizard's Baker | 2/22/04 |
| 47. Honkey Magoo | 2/29/04 |
| 48.
Those Bitches Tried to Cheat Me Everyone cheats at....stuff. :P | 3/7/04 |
| 49. Cho and the Adventures
of Amy Lee Brendon screws over a star soccer player's perfect season, McGuirk rediscovers his past as a Scottish highland dancer. o_O | 3/14/04 |
| 50.
Definite Possible Murder I've never seen this one, but I have it on good authority that it's god-awful. :P Actually, I've never seen a large chunk of this season. | 3/21/04 |
| 51.
Temporary Blindness McGuirk has laser eye surgery; the kids have to complete a family tree assignment. | 3/28/04 |
| 52.
Focus Grill The kids test their movies before a focus group; McGuirk helps Paula assemble a grill. | 4/4/04 |